Time Traveler Essentials Shirt – TopatoCo

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This shirt is a time-traveling guide with how-to information on all of the low-hanging fruit of our modern age. More time-traveling aides from Ryan North available at TopatoCo!
This shirt has how-to information on all of the low-hanging fruit of our modern age. Go back in time wearing this and you'll invent heavier-than-air flight! YOU'LL discover penicillin. YOU'LL be the first to isolate aluminum. Did you know aluminum used to be more valuable than gold? YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH. SPECIAL BONUS FEATURE: this shirt also doubles as an holy cow if this shirt somehow got sent back in time EVERYTHING WOULD BE CHANGED item. This one garment - YOUR SHIRT - can/definitely will/might have already change(d) the entire course of human history. Wear it with pride! Did we mention it also comes on a print?